he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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