I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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