I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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