I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this boner is exhausting
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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