Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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