She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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