we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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