You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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