Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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