And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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