Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i came on her dog
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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