Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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