you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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