just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
FUCK WHALES
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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