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(760): View more from California

My girlfriend figured out who you are.

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(206): View more from Washington

She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant

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At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats

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(309): View more from Illinois

I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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(631): View more from New York

Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...

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(519): View more from Ontario

I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id

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(253): View more from Washington

I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.

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(302): View more from Delaware

My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited

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