I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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