On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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