We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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