I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
vagina is talking i cant
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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