Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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