There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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