OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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