My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
either way he was missing a nipple.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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