Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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