why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
