Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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