one two three fourrrrnication!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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