i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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