Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I love you. Go after that dick
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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