can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
