What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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