their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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