This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is wine microwaveable?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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