brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
