White coat. Heels.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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