i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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