I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is Oprah even human
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
