I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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