VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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