Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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