I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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