Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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