dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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