And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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