she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i believe in u and ur pee
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
