never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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