i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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