How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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