WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
where are you?
Hypothermia
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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