So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Boobs speak an international language.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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