dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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