Her vagina should come with caution tape.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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