I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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